Wednesday, December 8, 2010

HTB Statements

It's time for another installment of HTB statements. For those of you not familiar with what HTB means HTB refers to statements that are hard to believe. Here's a few for your reading pleasure.

1. O.J. Simpson once rushed for 2,000 yards in 14 games.

2. Jimmy Johnson didn't make the cover of Sports Illustrated after winning an unprecedented 5 straight NASCAR championships.

3. The Miami Heat have only one win against a team with a winning record.

4. Tiger Woods lost a tournament in which he led by 4 strokes going into the final round.

5. Pat Bowlen (Denver Broncos owner) will have to pay the contracts of 3 different head coaches at the same time after his next hire. He is still on the hook for Shanahan and McDaniels.

6. Basketball is not popular in New Orleans under any circumstances.

7. Tim Tebow's back up at Florida (Cam Newton) will get drafted higher than Tim and will start in the NFL before Tim does.

8. The US complained about Qatar getting the World Cup, but couldn't sell out the MLS championship game.

9. Tony Parker has actually played better since the scandal with Brent Barry's wife.

10. Seattle, St. Louis, and Tampa Bay all have a legitimate shot to make the playoffs this year (none of these teams won more than 4 games last year).

11. On the strength of 6 Rocky movies and The Contender television show Sylvester Stallone will be inducted into the boxing hall of fame.

12. After Lebron James went to Cleveland and stole their manhood the Cavaliers have lost 6 straight games by an average margin of 12 points.

13. Steven Stamkos has more goals this season than Sidney Crosby or Alexander Ovechkin.

14. There are still some people out there that don't believe Kobe Bryant will win his 6th NBA championship this season.


To my family, friends, fans, and followers if you have any statements you find hard to believe or any topics you would like Cleavie Wonder to discuss don't be a stranger. E-mail or facebook your topics right away. Your comments are always appreciated.

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