The Oracle Will See You Now

It's that time of the year when the sports worlds collide and overlap with one another. My friends, fans, and followers have burning questions that they desperately need answers to. It's my pleasure to provide you with a glimpse into the future.

The NBA:

Kobe Bryant will win his 6th NBA title and the Lakers will three peat as champions. The Miami Heat will be must see TV, but Kobe is on a mission for basketball immortality and won't let the Miami "novelty" stand in his way.

Rookie of the year: John Wall
League MVP: Kevin Durant
Most improved player: Blake "The Barbarian" Griffin

College Basketball:

Kentucky will spend most of the weeks during the season at the top of the rankings, but when the post season begins they will have trouble executing in the half court and lose in the regional finals. Duke will cut down the nets once again and repeat as national champions. The UConn women will lose 2 games (a disappointing season by their standards) but they will beat Brittney Griner and Baylor in the championship.

NHL:

This is the year the Vancouver Canucks put it all together and hoist Lords Stanley's trophy in victory. Roberto Luongo and the Sedin brothers will step up in the playoffs and take their games to the next level. Alexander Ovechkin is still the leagues best player, but until the Capitals get another goal scorer they will not advance out of the Eastern conference.

NASCAR:

Jimmy Johnson will hold off team mate Jeff Gordon to win his 5th Sprint Cup Series title. Too bad his name is Jimmy Johnson. The first thing that comes to mind when you hear that name is the hall of fame coach and not the NASCAR driver making history.

College Football:

Oregon will win the national championship over Ohio St. Although the SEC is the power conference their brutal schedule won't allow for a representative in the big game. The losses will cancel each other out.

MLB:

The New York Yankees will repeat as World Series champions. Money, power, and respect will continue to reign supreme in the Bronx. Philadelphia will be a brides maid once again.

NFL:

The impending suspension of Brett Favre leaves the NFC wide open. Atlanta will run the gauntlet and end up in the Super Bowl against the New York Jets. You guys know how I feel about the Jets. This will be their first Super Bowl win since Broadway Joe guaranteed victory over the colts in Super Bowl III. Long time coming.